Dirty valle 

Cuando te coges un gran plátano sin causa alguna, te encanta lo kinky

Ella está bien dirty valle

Dirty valle by Meencantaelplatano12345 June 27, 2020

The Dirty Valdez 

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

The Dirty Valdez by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Dirty Valdez 

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

Dirty Valdez by The Clipper May 29, 2008

dirty valdemar 

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

dirty valdemar by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

Dirty Valdes

A profane sexual act in which someone inserts their much larger than average sized head into another person's anus.

The coroner concluded that the cause of death was a Dirty Valdes.

Dirty Valdes by Butt Sex Cobra May 4, 2021

Dirty Valley 

The act of inserting an unopened can of lite beer into your sphincter and opening over your male friends chest.

The owner and I were bored of conventional sex, so we tried a Dirty Valley.

Dirty Valley by Aicbabi February 13, 2025

Dirty Juan Valdez

Placing your junk in someone's coffee to add flavor and/or texture to the drink.

Hey buddy, you look like you could use a little grundle butter in that coffee - let me give you a Dirty Juan Valdez.

Dirty Juan Valdez by Glowsand December 17, 2010