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The Dirty Valdez 

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.
In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

Dirty Valdez 

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.
Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...
Dirty Valdez by The Clipper May 29, 2008

dirty valdemar 

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

Dirty Valdes

A profane sexual act in which someone inserts their much larger than average sized head into another person's anus.
The coroner concluded that the cause of death was a Dirty Valdes.

Dirty Valley 

The act of inserting an unopened can of lite beer into your sphincter and opening over your male friends chest.
The owner and I were bored of conventional sex, so we tried a Dirty Valley.
Dirty Valley by Aicbabi February 13, 2025

Dirty Juan Valdez

Placing your junk in someone's coffee to add flavor and/or texture to the drink.
Hey buddy, you look like you could use a little grundle butter in that coffee - let me give you a Dirty Juan Valdez.
Dirty Juan Valdez by Glowsand December 17, 2010
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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