Dirty markus

A sexual act of a 27 year old man having sex with a warm watermelon

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dirty marcus

friend: My pants dropped and everyone could see my dirty marcus

friend: Woah look at that dirty marcus

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A Dirty Marius is the act of masturbating to Pokémon hentai while moaning the sound of your favorite Pokémon under the whole session.

”Yo did you hear that Jerry and his girlfriend both performed aDirty Marius last night”
“No way! Do you think she moaned squirtel all night then?”

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Put a condom on your finger and stick it in the girls ass

"I tottally Dirty Markistered that bitch last night"

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A guy that stores toenail clippings in a sachet in his boxers so after sex he can collect more to bring back to his gf.

Gf: “He did a dirty marks again last night, I’m so happy”

Dirty Marks by Fakeprada January 22, 2022

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Did yall smell flop over there he's a dirty marcus

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The act of jacking off intensely to another man named Alex and blowing your load on your phone screen leading to a dirty screen

No mom I'm not gay for Alex I was doing a dirtymarcus

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