Dirty kon 

When you ejaculate into her eye and then cut her dads dick off and eat it with tea and biscuits

Jesus jack he’s pulled a dirty kon on her

Dirty kon by Jh32468 March 15, 2021

Dirty Konstantina 

Dirty Konstantina, is a sexual practice, where partner A pleases partner B (male) orally, partner B has to finish in his/her mouth after that partner A doesn't swallow the cum and proceedes kissing him and spitting the cum in his mouth

e.g.: "damn she wild I bet she would dirty konstantina me"
"Bro chill, she is not crazy it's not like she dirty konstantinas me!"
"What? u want me to dirty konstantina you? yeah that would be like 80$"

Dirty Konstantina by bbyguuurl June 1, 2020

Dirty Konner 

When you blow black smoke up a girls asshole.

Yo I did a dirty konner yesterday

Dirty Konner by Yeetoneeti April 12, 2020

Dirty Konstantin 

Going in the back door just like they did to Constantinople. The special spice? The old residents will cum streaming out the front gate by the time you're done.

Last time I did a dirty Konstantin, my history teacher gave me suspension for a year.

Dirty Konstantin by CollectiveIL August 21, 2021

Dirty Konstantina 

Dirty Konstantina is a sexual practice where the one partner has to please the other partner orally, he has to finish in her/his mouth, after that she/he keeps the nut in his/her mouth and kisses his/her partner without swallowing, he/she has to spit the cum in his mouth

e.g.: -"Bro I don't know about that girl you are currently dating..."
-"Dude chill, it is not like she would dirty konstantina me."
-"I freaking love that girl, I would even let her dirty konstantina me."

Dirty Konstantina by bbyguuurl June 1, 2020

Dirty Kong 

When a fart is so rancid you think something actually pooped all over your house.

Dude did someone just pull a dirty Kong? It smells like diarrhea

Dirty Kong by Theblondieac August 31, 2025

dirtykong 

(noun) A monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. It can also mean a person that plays halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty.
The repeated use of the letter "r" symbolizes just how dirty they really are.
If you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (class 7), just back away slowly, don't turn your back on it, and then get the hell outta there!

Ben: Dude I was walking through the jungle the other day, and I totally ran into a dirrrtykong!
Kevin: Wow, that's a level 3 dirtykong! I'm surprised you made it out alive!
Ben: Yeah, I'm alive, but I sure smell like shit

dirtykong by Brian H September 12, 2005