Dirty Cum

When the cum of a girl has blood in it. Usually happens before or after her period

Guyone: "Dude, did you f*ck Katie last night?"
Guytwo: "Yea but she had dirty cum, it stained my f*cking sheets, man!"
Guyone: "That's F*CKING NASTY!"

by brynnger March 13, 2009

Dirty Cum Rat

The act of cumming in a rat inside of a dumpster while shoving lizzards up your ass one by one

I just did a Dirty Cum Rat inside of a McDonald’s dumpster!

by hot_gilfs_and_milfs September 26, 2021

dirty cum guzzler

a cum guzzler that drinks cum on a daily basis

your girlfriend is a dirty cum guzzler

by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

Dirty Cum Back

When a girl takes a load of jizz in her mouth, then, without swallowing, goes in for a post orgasm kiss and surprises the guy by spitting his own load into his mouth or on his face.

Last night that bitch surprised me with a dirty cum back! What could I do; I always told told her, spitters are quitters.

by cummmmmming April 23, 2013

Dirty cum razor

The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor

Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor

by Lookatmetantan October 13, 2023

dirty little cum extraction unit

A vulger word used to refer to the female.

look at that dirty little cum extraction unit walking by in that skirt.

by kjghf August 1, 2008

dirty mexican cum blanket

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011