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When the cum of a girl has blood in it. Usually happens before or after her period

Guyone: "Dude, did you f*ck Katie last night?"
Guytwo: "Yea but she had dirty cum, it stained my f*cking sheets, man!"
Guyone: "That's F*CKING NASTY!"

Dirty Cum by brynnger March 13, 2009

Words you can keep

Dirty Cum Rat

The act of cumming in a rat inside of a dumpster while shoving lizzards up your ass one by one

I just did a Dirty Cum Rat inside of a McDonald’s dumpster!

Dirty Cum Rat by hot_gilfs_and_milfs September 26, 2021

dirty cum guzzler

a cum guzzler that drinks cum on a daily basis

your girlfriend is a dirty cum guzzler

dirty cum guzzler by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

Dirty Cum Back

When a girl takes a load of jizz in her mouth, then, without swallowing, goes in for a post orgasm kiss and surprises the guy by spitting his own load into his mouth or on his face.

Last night that bitch surprised me with a dirty cum back! What could I do; I always told told her, spitters are quitters.

Dirty Cum Back by cummmmmming April 23, 2013

Dirty cum razor

The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor

Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor

Dirty cum razor by Lookatmetantan October 13, 2023

dirty little cum extraction unit

A vulger word used to refer to the female.

look at that dirty little cum extraction unit walking by in that skirt.

dirty little cum extraction unit by kjghf August 1, 2008

dirty mexican cum blanket

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

dirty mexican cum blanket by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026