When you freeze your ejaculate onto a pvc pipe causing it to turn into a wiffle ball bat type shape and use it to please a female by beating her with it.
by Lookatmetantan May 04, 2024
The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor
Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor
by Lookatmetantan October 13, 2023
A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
by Lookatmetantan October 07, 2023