Dirty Apple

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The act of shoving a Red Delicious apple into an anus and then eating it. Slice the apple to share with friends or keep the whole apple for yourself.

"Hey Bram, what are you doing after the One Direction concert?"
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."

Dirty Apple by Too hot to Handel December 11, 2014

Words you can keep

Dirty apple

sumthin really bad happens sumthin that sux so bad and u wish u could take it back

u dirty appled my life man!!backwen u find belly button lint in ur apple coz ur bestie has std's coz u gave ther buttocks a squeeze then they get mad at u coz u ruined ther life.

Dirty apple by flowerchild22 September 10, 2008

Related Words

Dirty apple • dirty apple juice • Dirty Appleby • Apple Dirty • Dirt apple • mini dirt apples • Dirty wapple • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south

dirty apple juice

when your mom catches you drinking hennessy so you tell her is dirty apple juice.

Mom: whats this in your cup? is this hennessy?
You: no, is dirty apple juice.

dirty apple juice by sadisticgrimes August 30, 2017

Apple Dirty

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Whiskey
1 part Margarita mix

For best results, use Crown Royal.
Discovered At Indiana University
Drank by Gentlemen. Sip responsibly.

Damn, this apple juice is being dirty to me!

That's cause it's an Apple Dirty.

Apple Dirty by Manwiche December 17, 2011

Dirt apple

Butthole, derived from French term pomme de terre (Apple of the earth)

I took a thot home the other night and tongue fucked her dirt apple .

Dirt apple by Scotty timbs May 7, 2018

Dirty Appleby

Dirty Appleby
A ruthless gamer prank performed on someone who is completely locked into a video game and unaware of their surroundings. A friend sneaks up behind them a “drive-by” across the back of the gamer’s neck, by spreading their butt cheeks apart and rubbing their butthole on the back of their neck instantly ruining the match and the victim’s trust forever

A Dirty Appleby is widely considered one of the most savage couch-gaming betrayals.

Dirty Appleby by Applestink March 14, 2026

mini dirt apples

Alternative for radishes.

Me: "I only ate one of those nasty apple tings"
Friend: "Radishes, Mike!"
Me: "Mini dirt apples!"

mini dirt apples by fuckradishes February 29, 2020

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026