Dirty Apple

The act of shoving a Red Delicious apple into an anus and then eating it. Slice the apple to share with friends or keep the whole apple for yourself.

"Hey Bram, what are you doing after the One Direction concert?"
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."

by Too hot to Handel December 10, 2014

dirty apple juice

when your mom catches you drinking hennessy so you tell her is dirty apple juice.

Mom: whats this in your cup? is this hennessy?
You: no, is dirty apple juice.

by sadisticgrimes August 30, 2017

Dirty apple

sumthin really bad happens sumthin that sux so bad and u wish u could take it back

u dirty appled my life man!!backwen u find belly button lint in ur apple coz ur bestie has std's coz u gave ther buttocks a squeeze then they get mad at u coz u ruined ther life.

by flowerchild22 July 31, 2006

Apple Dirty

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Whiskey
1 part Margarita mix

For best results, use Crown Royal.
Discovered At Indiana University
Drank by Gentlemen. Sip responsibly.

Damn, this apple juice is being dirty to me!

That's cause it's an Apple Dirty.

by Manwiche December 11, 2011

green apple dirties

Diarrhea and/or amoebic gut infection sufferred by foot soldiers serving in Europe in WWII.

Dad complained that hen he was captured by the Germans, he had the green apple dirties until he was liberated.

by Rveil July 20, 2004

green apple dirties

Diarrhea and cramps, especially when caused by eating too many green apples.

Don't eat too many green apples or else you'll get the green apple dirties.

by t.h. November 3, 2003