An over-the-pantshandjob performed on your ethnic boyfriend at one of your racist family gatherings.
My father turned on Fox News while we were eating Thanksgiving dinner, so I gave my Mexican boyfriend a Dirty Alyse under the table to ease some of the tension.
A sexual act where you pull a used bloody tampon out suck the clots out with your mouth and freeze the rest. After frozen, use the tampon as a dildo for the asshole. Best used when constipated.
Karen my boyfriend wasnt home to fuck my brains out so I decided to do a Dirty Alysia, I havent been constipated at all. I guess I can throw away the exlax.