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Dirty Tristian 

A man with an abnormally large penis
Dirty Tristian by Bigbiydom March 21, 2021
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Dirty TRISTAN 

A man with a massive dick that all the girls love
Dirty TRISTAN by Trump 2024 7474 January 29, 2020

Dirty Tristan 

The most legendary of all dirty maneuvers comprable to the entire avengers team having an orgy with Hulk on top
The dirty Tristan is life's greatest experience

Dirty TRISTAN 

A man with a massive dick that destroys all of the girls
Dirty TRISTAN by Trump 2024 7474 January 29, 2020

Dirty Tristan 

The most epic of all dirty stuff, insert imagination here
The Dirty Tristan was only limited by her longing for depravity

Dirty Tristan 

When the dick is too huge for the mouth so you shove it in even further and it reaches the stomach, then you pull it out very hard and the person chokes, then you force them in 2 hardcore rounds of sex where you go all in, sticking it in so far, further than it is supposed to go in, then the other person shoves a banana up his butthole, then he screams in their ass so loud, it shatters the condom, then it goes all wrongy wrongy.
Hey Teddy, nice dirty Tristan last night, geez, i had a headache from that one, by the way, can you rub my breasts?
Dirty Tristan by fjhusihfe March 18, 2022

Dirty tristan 

when your mate constantly sticks fingers up your ass while touching your scrotum for the pleasure of nobody
Oooi I just did a dirty tristan to my mate he loved it
Dirty tristan by The boysboysboys November 24, 2021
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