Dirty TRISTAN

When the dick is too huge for the mouth so you shove it in even further and it reaches the stomach, then you pull it out very hard and the person chokes, then you force them in 2 hardcore rounds of sex where you go all in, sticking it in so far, further than it is supposed to go in, then the other person shoves a banana up his butthole, then he screams in their ass so loud, it shatters the condom, then it goes all wrongy wrongy.

Hey Teddy, nice dirty Tristan last night, geez, i had a headache from that one, by the way, can you rub my breasts?

by fjhusihfe March 18, 2022

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when your mate constantly sticks fingers up your ass while touching your scrotum for the pleasure of nobody

Oooi I just did a dirty tristan to my mate he loved it

by The boysboysboys November 24, 2021

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Tristan (sucks dick and eats too much sugar which means he's horny)

"Tristan was very dirty what a very dirty Tristan that cunt is!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

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