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Dirty Scout 

Putting your finger up somebody's butt like a dipstick before deciding if you should put your penis in there,
I didn't want poop on my dick, so I sent in the dirty scout first.
Dirty Scout by DTCR July 24, 2014
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Dirty Girl Scout 

An act of intimacy where a man puts fresh mint leaves up a woman's butthole and then proceeds to fish them with his tongue. The name derives from the popular 'thin mints' girl scout cookies.
I just plucked fresh mint leaves from my nana's herb garden and then used them to give my woman a dirty girl scout.
Dirty Girl Scout by Jeb's Beach House September 3, 2012

dirty Girl Scout 

Mix equal parts vodka, Kahlua and Bailey's and pour over ice. Pour the same amount of Creme-de-menthe down the center of the glass. Looks gross, but tastes delicious!
dirty Girl Scout by Adalaid December 21, 2008

Dirty Boy Scout 

You cook a marshmallow over a fire until jet black and on fire, then you pull down the victim’s pants and brand him on his right asscheek
“I gave my little sister a dirty Boy Scout and now I have a rape case
Dirty Boy Scout by Big_Donkmeister February 17, 2019

Dirty Scooter 

1 shot of whiskey
1 shot of Jägermeister
Red Bull

Take a shot of whiskey and chase it with a jägerbomb.
Those Dirty Scooters got me so fucked up last night
Dirty Scooter by Junior1 November 30, 2008

Dirt Scooter

slang mostly of southern origin for a dirt bike
lemme have a crack at dat der dirt scooter!
Dirt Scooter by boomshlakaka October 11, 2010

Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters 

The height of human evolution
Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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