Dirty Scout

Putting your finger up somebody's butt like a dipstick before deciding if you should put your penis in there,

I didn't want poop on my dick, so I sent in the dirty scout first.

by DTCR July 24, 2014

Dirty Girl Scout

An act of intimacy where a man puts fresh mint leaves up a woman's butthole and then proceeds to fish them with his tongue. The name derives from the popular 'thin mints' girl scout cookies.

I just plucked fresh mint leaves from my nana's herb garden and then used them to give my woman a dirty girl scout.

by Jeb's Beach House September 3, 2012

dirty Girl Scout

Mix equal parts vodka, Kahlua and Bailey's and pour over ice. Pour the same amount of Creme-de-menthe down the center of the glass. Looks gross, but tastes delicious!

"bartender, give me a Dirty Girl Scout"

by Adalaid December 21, 2008

Dirty Boy Scout

You cook a marshmallow over a fire until jet black and on fire, then you pull down the victim’s pants and brand him on his right asscheek

“I gave my little sister a dirty Boy Scout and now I have a rape case”

by Big_Donkmeister February 17, 2019

Dirty Scooter

1 shot of whiskey
1 shot of Jägermeister
Red Bull

Take a shot of whiskey and chase it with a jägerbomb.

Those Dirty Scooters got me so fucked up last night

by Junior1 November 30, 2008

Dirt Scooter

slang mostly of southern origin for a dirt bike

lemme have a crack at dat der dirt scooter!

by boomshlakaka October 11, 2010

Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

The height of human evolution

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.

by professional gangster October 21, 2020