Dirty Scout 

Putting your finger up somebody's butt like a dipstick before deciding if you should put your penis in there,

I didn't want poop on my dick, so I sent in the dirty scout first.

Dirty Scout by DTCR July 24, 2014

Dirty Girl Scout 

An act of intimacy where a man puts fresh mint leaves up a woman's butthole and then proceeds to fish them with his tongue. The name derives from the popular 'thin mints' girl scout cookies.

I just plucked fresh mint leaves from my nana's herb garden and then used them to give my woman a dirty girl scout.

Dirty Girl Scout by Jeb's Beach House September 3, 2012

dirty Girl Scout 

Mix equal parts vodka, Kahlua and Bailey's and pour over ice. Pour the same amount of Creme-de-menthe down the center of the glass. Looks gross, but tastes delicious!

"bartender, give me a Dirty Girl Scout"

dirty Girl Scout by Adalaid December 21, 2008

Dirty Boy Scout 

You cook a marshmallow over a fire until jet black and on fire, then you pull down the victim’s pants and brand him on his right asscheek

“I gave my little sister a dirty Boy Scout and now I have a rape case”

Dirty Boy Scout by Big_Donkmeister February 17, 2019

Dirty Scooter 

1 shot of whiskey
1 shot of Jägermeister
Red Bull

Take a shot of whiskey and chase it with a jägerbomb.

Those Dirty Scooters got me so fucked up last night

Dirty Scooter by Junior1 November 30, 2008

Dirt Scooter

slang mostly of southern origin for a dirt bike

lemme have a crack at dat der dirt scooter!

Dirt Scooter by boomshlakaka October 11, 2010

Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters 

The height of human evolution

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.

Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters by professional gangster October 21, 2020