Dirty Potter

The greatest audio book series ever created in the universe by an even greater man of the same name. Narrated by British actor Jim Dale (with heavy word splicing and sound editing), the audio books have absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter, except for the fact that they have the main/supporting characters (i.e. Harry, Ron, Hermionie, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, Professor Umbridge, and Snape), some brief cameos (Uncle Vernon and Dobby the House Elf), a non-existing character (Fuckbeak, a splice of "F" and "Buckbeak," who is a human), and even Jim Dale and JK Rowling themselves. The characters perform bizarre sex acts and pointless, but often humorous, antics (Shitting on each other, Hermionie having crabs, Harry gurgling a pussy milkshake, gay butt sex, Harry swallowing Ron's cum, Hagrid fucking Harry and cumming all over his ass, etc.). There are currently 4 Dirty Potter audio books; in order, they are: Dirty Potter and the Snape Kills Dumbledore; Dirty Potter 2 and the Deathly Farts; Dirty Potter 3 and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party; and Dirty Potter 4 - Fuckbeak and Friends, Chapter 1. Dirty Potter has a website, simply named dirtypotter.com. Dirty Potter has made other audio books, two being Dirty the Pooh and the Hundred Acre Shitpile (Winnie the Pooh) and Dirty Peter Pan and the Long Black Penis of Evil (Peter Pan). He has also made a piece entitled, "Dirty Barack," an edit of President Obama.

Person 1: Have you heard about Dirty Potter?

Person 2: Yeah, I love those. Fucking hilarious!

Dirty Potter by ElectricGuitarGuy October 24, 2011

Dirty Potter

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez.
Its when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and draws a lightening bolt on her forehead.Thus Potter as in Harry Potter.

After giving her anal, I gave her a Dirty Potter.

Dirty Potter by Alicious Slick December 24, 2007

The Dirty Potter 

Inspired by the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Potter consists of the sticking your index finger inside your partner's rectum and then, upon retraction, smearing a humble lightning bolt on their forehead.

"I took my girlfriend to see that new Harry Potter film, where she became aroused to the idea of me performing the Dirty Potter on her later...which I did!"

The Dirty Potter by i'veabandonedmymilshake! July 16, 2009

Dirty Harry Potter 

after anal sex, the man takes his dick and draws a lightning bolt across the girl's forehead.

Joey's sick obsession with the adventures of Harry Potter drove him to perform a Dirty Harry Potter on Melissa.

Dirty Harry Potter by lakjsdksajd June 21, 2008

Dirty Harry Potter 

The vulva of any large mammal; e.g. a karibou

The diseased karibou gnawed in agony at its dirty harry potter.

Dirty Harry Potter by NimC May 22, 2009

Dirty Harry Potter 

A dimwitted perpetrator of domestic violence who beats his partner infrequently and secretly, so as her injuries seem to appear "like magic".

My mom's drinking buddy came over last night with bruises all over her face. Her husband must be a real Dirty Harry Potter.

Dirty Harry Potter by Feet_Febreze May 26, 2009

Dirty Harry Potter 

Toughest guy on the message board

A guy from Canada that doesn't take any shit

Dirty Harry Potter by Derek Elmore March 29, 2004