Dirty Nikolai

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.

I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.

by Thedurdyturdtickler April 5, 2022

dirty nikolay

When your Russian brotha from another moth gives you a blowjob, but then has to chug vodka to kill the demons because he is actually straight.

Why do Russians love vodka?

It’s so that they would be prepared for a dirty Nikolay

by RussianLover322 April 16, 2020