Dirty Nikolai

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.

I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.

by Thedurdyturdtickler April 5, 2022

dirty nikolay

When your Russian brotha from another moth gives you a blowjob, but then has to chug vodka to kill the demons because he is actually straight.

Why do Russians love vodka?

It’s so that they would be prepared for a dirty Nikolay

by RussianLover322 April 16, 2020

dirty nikolas

“a person who is can be nice and toxic”

Or

“A person who is straight and annoying”

“I am a dirty Nikolas sometimes.”

by NickXable May 8, 2020

Dirty Nikolaus

When a man come in his mom an then slurf his sperma out with an straw on dried elephant penis while feeding his Ginger cat

Last Night I cought my brother doing a dirty Nikolaus!

by Kiki and en February 23, 2025