A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.
I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.
by Thedurdyturdtickler April 5, 2022
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When your Russian brotha from another moth gives you a blowjob, but then has to chug vodka to kill the demons because he is actually straight.
Why do Russians love vodka?

It’s so that they would be prepared for a dirty Nikolay
by RussianLover322 April 16, 2020
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