Nikolaus 

Lengthened form of Nik or Kole and shortened form of Saint Nikolaus. Being of Saint Nikolaus' birth name grants any, who weild his name, a place in the hierarchy of any religion (preferably pastafarianism) ordained by the commander of the name.

It is a name commonly possesed by those of supernatural power such as the ability to travel through time at the speed of regular time whilest doing something else such as sleeping. Those who command this power also have an uncompared sense of style and fashion (especially when related to ties) and can look good while also not looking gay.

Frequently misspelled, this name causes much grief to those who live in America and will result, most likely, in a back lash from Nikolaus' all over the U.S. in an effort to cleanse it of retards. It will be a communist society probably and will have a dictator named Nikolaus.

Peson 1: Wow, look at Nik/Kole/Nikolaus! How can he wear that gay tie with butterflies and unicorns and still look so freakin sweet?
Person 2: I don't know dude but he's probably the coolest person I've seen today.

Communist citizen: Heil Hitl...Nikolaus!

Nikolaus by Benjjneb Timomit Harrah May 18, 2010

Nikolaus 

The most rude asshole you will ever meet. These creatures act like they are satans offspring. This name probably belongs to the housefly that can't even go through an open door. Don't expect to date a Nikolaus because they are probably a little gay. Aside from all the bad, they choose a mood and can be chill sometimes and the next second they are mad (probably from minecraft or some shi) Sometimes they like to ruin peoples days. Enjoying life? They drop an anvil on your head "Your dog is going to die eventually!" Its always the most random stuff aswell.

"Hey whats your name?"
"Nikolaus"
casually walks away choosing safest option

Nikolaus by hellohibyemerci July 11, 2023

Nikolaus Baldwin

A simp. That is all

Joe: Nikolaus Baldwin is such a simp
Xavier: I know right!

Nikolaus Baldwin by Yeetmastur69 March 13, 2022

Dirty Nikolaus 

When a man come in his mom an then slurf his sperma out with an straw on dried elephant penis while feeding his Ginger cat

Last Night I cought my brother doing a dirty Nikolaus!

Dirty Nikolaus by Kiki and en February 23, 2025

Niklaus

A name for a male who is vindictive and clever. Sinister good looks and smooth with his words. Usually handsome and always 3 steps ahead of the competition.

That guy is good at everything... he's such a Niklaus.

Niklaus by Lanienyone January 30, 2017

Nikolas Nadiro 

One of the most talented people you have ever known.
He’s known for his amazing acting skills and creative pov ideas you can find on his TikTok (nikolasnadiro).
During his lives he’s always positive and makes sure everyone is having fun. He often entertains his viewers with singing. He’s a very funny and interesting person however if anyone ever has a problem, he always makes sure to help them what proves that he’s a warm-hearted person.

I heard Nikolas Nadiro was on your fyp

Nikolas Nadiro by Nothing intresting👀👀 May 13, 2020

East Nicolaus High 

A school in the middle of nowhere populated by Mexicans, rednecks, and potheads. The only thing as common as vaping at this school is unexpected pregnancies.

My kid has a nicotine addiction because I sent him to East Nicolaus High.

East Nicolaus High by Ç—DÖG September 11, 2019