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Dirty Mickael 

When someone is having gay sex with a sex whip and gets whipped so hard that he has diarrhea in his partner's mouth and his partner swallows the shit.
I was feeling so sick last night that I pulled a dirty Mickael on my boyfriend.
Dirty Mickael by ggharhar April 16, 2025
Words you can keep

Dirty Michael 

A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.
'Dude what took you so long in the bathroom?'

'ahh shit i had to deal with a Dirty Michael'
Dirty Michael by Chris Ditch May 4, 2010

Dirty Michael 

A boy who is the biggest whore in town. Getting all the ass, all the time.
That Dirty Michael keeps sleeping with the pool boy.

Dirty Michael 

When your having sex with your partner from behind and you turn them over and spray them In the face with OFF bug spray.
Bro, she was wylin so I hit em with a dirty Michael lmao
Dirty Michael by Boofgod69 August 1, 2022

Dirty Michael 

When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis
Damn that one girl I met last night gave me a dirty Michael and I had to shower three times to get the smell off

dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.
hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.

dirty michaela 

A girl who isn't bothered about who or what goes inside her, as long as you use her correct name
"I was with a girl last night who let me put three lion bars in her arse and a Thomas the Tank Engine toy in her minge. I had to keep using her name though, she was right dirty Michaela"
dirty michaela by sheepfish13 March 30, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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