An exceptionally unclean individual known to posess a pungent aroma similar to the combined smell of baked ham and egg salad. They perform no function in society but yet feel a strong sense of entitlement. In most cases(not all) your typical dirty marvin has grown so fat they have lost the ability to wipe their own ass thus contributing to the smell. A dirty marvin can be a male or female of any race, as long as they meet the criteria mentioned above.
While at Walmarts today you wouldnt believe how many dirty marvins I saw. Must've been benefits day!
Usually involves 2 people (male-male female-female male-female) where one person pours vodka into the ass of the other person then proceeds to eat their ass then kiss them. The other person does the same. Repeat as many times as necessary for both people to get drunk
Some variations are the Russian Slow Dance or the Cuban Fudge Tornado
Person 1: hey man wanna do a dirty marvin?
Person 2: what the fuck
Person 1: damn bro I did a dirty Marvin with Edna last night!
Person 2: that’s cool but have you ever tried a Russian Slow Dance?
When you join a club or organization enthusiastically but then give up on it and let it fail. Usually while throwing a big temperature tantrum like a baby.
a pronoun
A Narsacisstic woman who will stop at nothing for her own Happiness.
This "Happiness"is unfortunately not ever more than temporary. This leads to self destruction of one's self and all loved ones including but not limited to friends, husband, and even own children. Everything will be eliminated and forgotten with ease by her. Always resulting in an affair. The new man will most likely be of weak mind and large heart.. he will not understand the pain that is to come or the pain he was a part .also see Coward
She cheated on him for a year all while telling him she still loved him what aDirtyMarsella.