After she gave me a dirty margarita,she wanted to kiss me."Not until you clean your mouth with lysol" I told her.
by THB April 26, 2005
The act of placing salt on the rim of an anus and inserting a lime wedge in the anus. Then you lick the salt, take a shot of tequila and then bite the lime out of the parntners ass.
by Pedrothelandscaper May 9, 2011
by StxSwans January 10, 2008
Probably the most disgusting thing ever attempted on the face of the earth. Worse than the golden monkey, two girls one cup, and the russian canycane.
Steps to make it-
Step one: you and your partner take a dump in a blender.
Step two: the male must maturbate into the blender.
Step three: the female must be on her period and add blood into the blender.
Step four: mix it up and serve to whoever you want
Steps to make it-
Step one: you and your partner take a dump in a blender.
Step two: the male must maturbate into the blender.
Step three: the female must be on her period and add blood into the blender.
Step four: mix it up and serve to whoever you want
Jatavrion- Yo dawg me and Shaquiesha made a Dirty Margarita last night. I still got some left over, so do you want some?
Bob- Your really sick.
Bob- Your really sick.
by DJ Pauly P May 12, 2011
by wijoifvoifnvfddv i dnvoi dvnv May 16, 2018
Fingering a chick while on her period. When you pull your fingers out you wipe them on her upper lip and chin. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez.
by exzactly April 20, 2006
Jeff and LeAnna were at El Ranchitos drinking margaritas. Afterwards they went back to Jeff's place and he gave that dirty bitch a Dirty Rancho Santa Margarita.
by Crystal, LeAnna and Jeff December 1, 2006