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Dirty Marvin 

Usually involves 2 people (male-male female-female male-female) where one person pours vodka into the ass of the other person then proceeds to eat their ass then kiss them. The other person does the same. Repeat as many times as necessary for both people to get drunk

Some variations are the Russian Slow Dance or the Cuban Fudge Tornado
Person 1: hey man wanna do a dirty marvin?
Person 2: what the fuck

Person 1: damn bro I did a dirty Marvin with Edna last night!
Person 2: that’s cool but have you ever tried a Russian Slow Dance?
Dirty Marvin by Iwearsocks December 5, 2023
When you piss but it comes out as mist
Guy 1: Man I just pist
Guy 2: What the fuck
Pist by Iwearsocks December 2, 2023