An attractive sexy, smart woman that sucks the best .... in the world will make u cum from just the littlest touch will make u cum. is not only enthusiastically sexual but likes to perform freaky and do seductive things to a partner/ boyfriend. Just a dirty beautiful Luciana yet dirty In all right ways. She’s hard to find and most likely to be a 10/10
A „Dirty Lucia“ is a female being pushed against a hard surface by an attractive person and said person chokes her while announcing the many ways they‘re going to fuck her senseless.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!