Dirty Kir

After not washing downstairs for more than a week, your dick starts to smell like dirty curds of cheese, hence, the Dirty Kir

"Dude you should shower, I could smell your Dirty Kir from across the room"

by THEGOGNAHT February 9, 2015

dirty kirsten

When a woman comes off as completely innocent but is truly just the naughtiest librarian you will ever

meet.

The girl I took out seemed so sweet and innocent . Those glasses and that orange sweater...until we got in the bedroom and she pulled a Dirty Kirsten on me. Loudest librarian I ever heard!

by Fuzzy Johnson May 17, 2019

Dirty Kirk

Attempting to seduce a girl by showing her a YouTube video of one man sticking by his foot up the anus of another man.

Jake: Did you hear Kyle tried the Dirty Kirk on Julia yesterday?
Greg: No, did it work?
Jake: No, now she just thinks he’s super weird.

by LargeDavid March 27, 2021

Dirty Kiran

A successfully performed clock-technique leading to the upmost pleasure of a woman. Only managed by the elite!

Yh, i gave her a dirty kiran last night

by Kja1411 April 28, 2020

Dirty Kirstie lee

This girl shoots shrek figurines up random people’s buttholes until they scream “Do the roar”. They are to be FEARED.

“HELP SHARON IS DOIN A DIRTY KIRSTIE LEE ON ME”

by Broskiiiiii3000 April 13, 2020

dirty kirsty

When a guy fucks you while you're on your period then dick slaps you in the forehead so you resemble Simba.

Wow, she just got Dirty Kirsty'd.

by Ssshane April 6, 2020

Dirty Kirwin

When your dick has gone weeks without being properly washed, it begins to glow a bright orange color, resembling a carrot. Except it's not a carrot, its your dick, so it's a Dirty Kirwin

"Dude check this out..."
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"

by THEGOGNAHT February 9, 2015