Dirty Kir
After not washing downstairs for more than a week, your dick starts to smell like dirty curds of cheese, hence, the Dirty Kir
Dirty Kir by THEGOGNAHT February 9, 2015
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dirty kirsten
When a woman comes off as completely innocent but is truly just the naughtiest librarian you will ever
meet.
meet.
The girl I took out seemed so sweet and innocent . Those glasses and that orange sweater...until we got in the bedroom and she pulled a Dirty Kirsten on me. Loudest librarian I ever heard!
dirty kirsten by Fuzzy Johnson May 17, 2019
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Dirty Kirk
Attempting to seduce a girl by showing her a YouTube video of one man sticking by his foot up the anus of another man.
Jake: Did you hear Kyle tried the Dirty Kirk on Julia yesterday?
Greg: No, did it work?
Jake: No, now she just thinks he’s super weird.
Greg: No, did it work?
Jake: No, now she just thinks he’s super weird.
Dirty Kirk by LargeDavid March 27, 2021
Dirty Kiran
A successfully performed clock-technique leading to the upmost pleasure of a woman. Only managed by the elite!
Dirty Kiran by Kja1411 April 28, 2020
Dirty Kirstie lee
This girl shoots shrek figurines up random people’s buttholes until they scream “Do the roar”. They are to be FEARED.
Dirty Kirstie lee by Broskiiiiii3000 April 13, 2020
dirty kirsty
When a guy fucks you while you're on your period then dick slaps you in the forehead so you resemble Simba.
dirty kirsty by Ssshane April 6, 2020
Dirty Kirwin
When your dick has gone weeks without being properly washed, it begins to glow a bright orange color, resembling a carrot. Except it's not a carrot, its your dick, so it's a Dirty Kirwin
"Dude check this out..."
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"
Dirty Kirwin by THEGOGNAHT February 9, 2015
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