Definitions by THEGOGNAHT

Dirty Kirwin

When your dick has gone weeks without being properly washed, it begins to glow a bright orange color, resembling a carrot. Except it's not a carrot, its your dick, so it's a Dirty Kirwin

"Dude check this out..."
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"

Dirty Kirwin by THEGOGNAHT February 9, 2015

Dirty Kir 

After not washing downstairs for more than a week, your dick starts to smell like dirty curds of cheese, hence, the Dirty Kir

"Dude you should shower, I could smell your Dirty Kir from across the room"

Dirty Kir by THEGOGNAHT February 9, 2015

Milkshit Monday

An adjective to describe Monday, which doesn't necessarily withhold a negative connotation, yet is perceived to directly translate to the feeling you get on Monday, on any day of the week. Could also be used to describe how you're feeling on a booty-ass shitty day

Dude I totally feel like milkshit Monday up in hurr

Oh shit today's milkshit mothafuckin Monday isn't it Spock

You don't go ass to mouflon!!!!

Milkshit Monday by THEGOGNAHT April 30, 2011