Dirty Kearen

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A small man who considers himself straight yet employs an abnormally large fresh fruit butt-plug in times of stress.

After receiving a failing grade on an exam, the man was ready for the best Dirty Kearen he's ever imagined.

Dirty Kearen by Kearen-is-deep-closeted September 15, 2021

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Dirty Karen

The act of suing ones genitals when not satisfied with the sex/taste/juice of the one presented

Did you hear that Janet pulled a dirty karen on bob after she didn't like the taste of his cum?

Dirty Karen by papa is daddy yessir June 20, 2020

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Dirty Karen

Well Defined as
A sexy goddess ready to be tied up and teased all night long giving multiple pleasures over and over she will then follow it up a route to 69 giving each other the ultimate extasy

Dirty Karen is ready

to be used as your play toy to

Make Hot Sinful Love

Til she's weak and can't move from the ultimate pleasure

Dirty Karen by BillysBrownEyedGal June 27, 2019

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Dirty Karen

A person or devil that asks for the manger during sex

Jax was a dirty karen

Dirty Karen by Karen_Killer69 August 24, 2020

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Dirty Karen

Dirty Karen: cunt

Listen here, you Dirty Karen, I'll kick you right in the dirty karen.

Dirty Karen by El Heffe October 14, 2014

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Dirty Karen

A person who REALLY wants to speak to the manager.

A dirty Karen stole my kids, which were adopted. Scared me when I found out they weren't mine. Sad day.

Dirty Karen by Hyphen_ July 8, 2020

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Dirty Karenina

The unfotunate scenario of being in the 69 position with the man on top which leaves you helpless to stop him putting a finger in your ass so you get the idea to put your finger in his ass thinking a taste of his own medicine will prompt him to kindy remove his finger from yours but your plan backfires because he takes it like a cheerleader under the bleachers after a home game. so you not only still have his finger in your ass you have your finger in his ass and taking it out when he so clearly likes it seems rude so you have no choice but to stay like that until he gets off.

Went home with this dude last night and got stuck in a dirty karenina with him for like 45 minutes. Talk about awkward...

Dirty Karenina by Barbelo May 24, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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