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Dirty Karl 

When a kid stalkes you through skype facebook myspace text and anyother form of non vocal communication
i keep getting dirty karls from that creepy kid in my math class
Dirty Karl by bigbossfgcumankidboy8 September 12, 2009

Dirty karl jacobs

The process of having a can of monster shoved inside your ass by your best friends after him catching you trying it by yourself
"hey wanna try a dirty karl jacobs?"
"leave me alone get the fuck away from me never speak again."

Dirty Karla 

“When you have vaginal sex and cream pie your s/o and they leave a snail trail of cum on the bed”
“Wow! I made my girlfriend dirty Karla”

dirty karlie 

The goddess of all bad bitches not only will she suck to swallow but she’ll throw it back and make that shit clap. If you ever ever encountered a Dirty Karlie you probably were too focused on her huge boobs to even notice she stole your wallet and is on her way to a new Gucci bag.🤷 ♀️
Did you hear what dirty Karlie did to andrew last night?

dirty karlee 

The act of vaginally punch fisting a woman.
Guy 1: hey dude, I was punch fisting katey today.
Guy 2: so you were pulling a dirty karlee
dirty karlee by Ropebunny98 May 14, 2020

Dirty Karla 

When a sexual parter likes being both whipped and choked with a belt, so, as you're choking them, you pull the belt away to whip them, leaving their neck burning so it feels like the belt is still there, but it is not.
"You only need one belt for a dirty Karla."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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