Dirty Jaycob
Dirty Jaycob by Greg Turnplatt August 25, 2023
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Dirty Jacob
Dirty Jacob by King82 June 19, 2020
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dirty jacobe
Did you hear about last night? There was a dirty jacobe. Apparently a guy showed up and turned it into an orgy because he didn't want to be left out.
dirty jacobe by randomuser23792389 March 22, 2021
dirty jacobs
dirty jacobs by the homo squad July 24, 2010
Dirty Jacob’s Dad
A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.
“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
Dirty Jacob’s Dad by MantleLikesKids November 6, 2022
Dirty Jacob
a half man half wolf who battles vampires and tries to get with underage girls all the while he secretly is masterbating to his memory of Edward with no shirt on.
Dude you know that guy from twilight?
Who Jacob?
Yah he is such a Dirty Jacob! I even cought him fondling my nutsack last night.
Who Jacob?
Yah he is such a Dirty Jacob! I even cought him fondling my nutsack last night.
Dirty Jacob by JuniorBaconCheeseBelly July 13, 2010
dirty jacob
A man gives his girl a dirty sanchez in a walrus stache shape and after finishing blows his load on the womans face.
dirty jacob by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009
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