dirty jacob

A man gives his girl a dirty sanchez in a walrus stache shape and after finishing blows his load on the womans face.

Yeah last night my girl let me give her the dirty jacob. It was a good night.

by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009

dirty al

After drinking a thirty pack of Busch throwing up, shitting, and pissing on a person's chest. Then, mixing the discharge together with your dick and using it for anal lube, then blowing the load into the recievers hair so their hair appears to be silvery.

Alan: hey homeboy I got a fuckin thirty of busch
Fred: hell yeah man let's get on that shit
Al: man I got my own thirty who wants a dirty al?

Alan: you know I'm in

by pimpdazzle July 14, 2009

dirty fred

Smoking hashish through a water bong with one end inside of a womans vagina. Using the womans vagina juice in place of the water.

Me and my girl were so fucked up last night she let me do the dirty fred on her.

by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009

dirty allen

A large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his "homeboys" not to fuck with him because he is a crazy badass pimp. The coworkers then piss and shit all over him and allow a homosexual colleague to fuck his asshole.

Jon: hey bitch go clean the fucking toilet.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.

by pimpdazzle July 14, 2009