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Dirty Jaeson

In a Gay containment camp in the Middle East. All the gays proceed to have an orgy. Then they orgasm and flood the place. All of them are shot, except ones named Jaeson. Which are forced to clean it up.
“Man, did you hear about the recent Dirty Jaeson
by FuckoFaggot April 16, 2020
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Dirty Jason

A crazy skateboarder that bangs hot chicks while living the dream and smoking weed
Theres dirty jason high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest bitch in towns house to get laid
by Old geezer brains June 11, 2018
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Dirty Jason

When you’re a good friend and an even better lover but you’re quick to break someone’s face if they cross you.
We’re cool and all, but if he talks shit behind my back again I’m gonna turn into a whole Dirty Jason.
by Autumn_Spitfire June 5, 2020
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Dirty Jaxson

When a guy with a huge cock stretches your pussy the distance of a black hole.
Samantha got a bad case of the dirty Jaxson last night when Chad stretched her pussy out with his Schlong.
by Eatmypussy69 December 24, 2020
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dirty jason priestly

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.
He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.
by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007
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Dirty Jason

To recieve a blow job while seated on toilet seat and taking a shit
I got a dirty sancez from tipper gore last night.
by mike July 4, 2003
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Dirty Jason

When your boyfriend Jason is sucking your dick and starts humming the words to a Toby Kieth song.
My boy Jason was sucking my cock When all of a sudden he started humming the words to Red Solo Cup. Fucking traitor!.

Now I know what’s it’s like to get a Dirty Jason!
by Pyscho669 April 28, 2020
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