sideburn

that bit of riz that just wont burn off the side of your sppliff, that extends past the cherry. See elvis

"dude, here's the lighter."
"wha?.."
"sideburn dude"

by griff July 6, 2003

sideburn

its when your joint burns down one side quicker than the other

watch that sideburn on the doob, get a lighter and sort it out!

by stonerbert January 10, 2010

sideburn

When you hit the side or corner of a bowl.

Past tense: sideburned

'Hey, bro - sideburn that shit next time. You torched the whole thing.'

'Don't worry, I sideburned that shit this time. There's plenty of green left. (You mother fucker.)'

by Sir Fux-A-Lot September 9, 2016

sideburn

When one insults someone, whilst simultaneously insulting any number of other people; an add-on burn

me(to noob)-Yeah your sister's a slut, and your mom's not lookin' to kosher right now either.
my buddy-sweet sideburn on that noob.

by shawn666 April 13, 2008

sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.

Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Sideburns

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

sideburns

Strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of one's face.

Many Different Forms include: Astroturf, Handlebars, Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and Naked Ladies.

Mark Waldrop has sideburns like a Baboon, but they still aren't as bad as David Kent's.

by Kyle E Mcpherson November 13, 2005