In a Gay containment camp in the Middle East. All the gays proceed to have an orgy. Then they orgasm and flood the place. All of them are shot, except ones named Jaeson. Which are forced to clean it up.

“Man, did you hear about the recent Dirty Jaeson

Dirty Jaeson by FuckoFaggot April 16, 2020

jason mewes

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.

I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.

jason mewes by BChewalski March 5, 2013

jason dean

1.Veronica’s batshit crazy yet amazing boyfriend in the movie “Heathers” is also referred to as the original JD.
2.A man who would do almost anything for the one they love.

1. Person 1:”Jason dean? Who’s that?”
person 2 “Don’t you know who’s Jason dean?! He’s the one that tried to blow up our damn school!”
2.guy: “babe don’t worry, I’ll go Jason dean on their ass!”

jason dean by Jade Harley 😜 January 4, 2018

Jason the hell out

When a situation gets hot and you need to get out really quick.

As done by the country singer Jason Aldean at his 2017 concert in Las Vegas that ended in tragedy when a shooter opened fire into the crowd, Jason thought fast and got the hell out. R.I.P to all who lost their lives that day.

Guy 1. So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2. Terrible!
Guy 1. How so?
Guy 2. All was well until she told me that she loved me.
Guy 1. What did you do?
Guy 2. I had to Jason the hell out of there, I told her that I had to go pee and never came back!

#2

Girl: hey babe you're home early.
Guy: yeah things got crazy at work so I had to Jason the hell out of there.

Jason the hell out by Rollingxbigshot October 4, 2017

Jason Todd

1. The second Robin, Batman's sidekick, who was killed by The Joker then later brought back to life in order to terrorize the Bat family for hugs he secretly wants, but won't admit to.

He's also known for being bad ass, foul mouthed, and able to open a can of whoop ass on anyone who stands in his way.

Since being revived he goes under the alias Red Hood.

2. A bad ass motherfucker who has the skills to back up his trash talk.

1. Jason Todd met Batman when he tried to jack the wheels off the Batmobile

2. Dude! Damian was talking shit behind Tim's back and when Tim called him out on it he totally pulled a Jason Todd and kicked Tim's ass!

Jason Todd by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodRobin May 16, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026