Dirty Herty

A disgustingly run-down house that has rent so cheap you can't complain. Typically for large groups of college students. Landowner may or may not be the sketchiest guy you know.

Person 1: Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do after highschool.

Person 2: Get a Dirty Herty with me and the gang. We'll figure it out.

by Zoe Pirate January 27, 2021

dirty hurty

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.

"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."

by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

Dirty-Hurty

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.

"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

by wellington_the_skellington May 31, 2016

Dorty horty

When you stick your wet finger in your girlfriends belly button and fart

My gf gave me a dorty horty last night and I came immediately

by Buttersnort November 19, 2017

Dirtygerty

Sexy female thats got it all going on, her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. She likes to get down and dirty

Hey Paul did you get a look at that fit bird that just walked in...I bet shes a right dirtygerty

by Leanniepannie123 September 24, 2016