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Dirty Herty 

A disgustingly run-down house that has rent so cheap you can't complain. Typically for large groups of college students. Landowner may or may not be the sketchiest guy you know.
Person 1: Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do after highschool.

Person 2: Get a Dirty Herty with me and the gang. We'll figure it out.
Dirty Herty by Zoe Pirate January 27, 2021
Words you can keep

dirty hurty 

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.
"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."
dirty hurty by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

Dirty-Hurty 

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.
"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

Dorty horty 

When you stick your wet finger in your girlfriends belly button and fart
My gf gave me a dorty horty last night and I came immediately
Dorty horty by Buttersnort November 19, 2017

Dirtygerty

Sexy female thats got it all going on, her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. She likes to get down and dirty
Hey Paul did you get a look at that fit bird that just walked in...I bet shes a right dirtygerty
Dirtygerty by Leanniepannie123 September 24, 2016
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