Dirty Herty

A disgustingly run-down house that has rent so cheap you can't complain. Typically for large groups of college students. Landowner may or may not be the sketchiest guy you know.

Person 1: Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do after highschool.

Person 2: Get a Dirty Herty with me and the gang. We'll figure it out.

Dirty Herty by Zoe Pirate January 27, 2021

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dirty hurty

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.

"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."

dirty hurty by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

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Dirty-Hurty

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.

"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

Dirty-Hurty by wellington_the_skellington May 31, 2016

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Dorty horty

When you stick your wet finger in your girlfriends belly button and fart

My gf gave me a dorty horty last night and I came immediately

Dorty horty by Buttersnort November 19, 2017

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Dirtygerty

Sexy female thats got it all going on, her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. She likes to get down and dirty

Hey Paul did you get a look at that fit bird that just walked in...I bet shes a right dirtygerty

Dirtygerty by Leanniepannie123 September 24, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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