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dirty hurty 

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.
"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."
dirty hurty by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

Dirty-Hurty 

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.
"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

Dorty horty 

When you stick your wet finger in your girlfriends belly button and fart
My gf gave me a dorty horty last night and I came immediately
Dorty horty by Buttersnort November 19, 2017

Dirtygerty

Sexy female thats got it all going on, her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. She likes to get down and dirty
Hey Paul did you get a look at that fit bird that just walked in...I bet shes a right dirtygerty
Dirtygerty by Leanniepannie123 September 24, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008