Dirty-Hurty 

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.

"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

Dirty-Hurty by wellington_the_skellington May 31, 2016

dirty hurty 

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.

"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."

dirty hurty by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

Dirty Herty 

A disgustingly run-down house that has rent so cheap you can't complain. Typically for large groups of college students. Landowner may or may not be the sketchiest guy you know.

Person 1: Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do after highschool.

Person 2: Get a Dirty Herty with me and the gang. We'll figure it out.

Dirty Herty by Zoe Pirate January 27, 2021

Dirty Huntyr 

The act of putting peanut butter on/in your butthole and sitting on an ant hill

I tried the dirty Huntyr, there’s no better feeling. I’m going to do it again tonight!

Dirty Huntyr by Themagicalbutt September 22, 2023

Dorty horty 

When you stick your wet finger in your girlfriends belly button and fart

My gf gave me a dorty horty last night and I came immediately

Dorty horty by Buttersnort November 19, 2017

dirtycurty04 

Known to be the fuck up, dirtycurty04 is the biggest clout chaser ever. He pulls fire alarms, beats up skinny ass kids, and smokes a lot of nicotine.

“OMG, dirtycurty04 is the biggest clout chaser here.”

dirtycurty04 by DIRTYCURTY04 December 21, 2019