1 definition by DirtyHurty69

dirty hurty

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.

"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."

by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016