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dirty dead unicorn 

The act of a wife killing her husband and cutting his dick off. Then proceeds to sew it on his forehead and ride his dick like a unicorn horn while simultaneously shitting in his mouth.
My wife is going to dirty dead unicorn me if get another hooker pregnant.
dirty dead unicorn by NecroUnicorn September 20, 2018

Dirty Dean 

when a bloke goes behind his mate's back and slays his mate's little sister!
did you hear about Reevies? he pulled a dirty dean last night!
Dirty Dean by dizzle and wooda March 4, 2008

dirty dean 

The act of fucking a goat beside a highway then slitting its throat in tandem with the orgasm to heighten the pleasure of course. Then you run away from the cops who will undoubtedly be close behind you.
"Man I can't believe Jon pulled the dirty dean last night. Sure it would feel awesome and stuff, but goddam. That kid is fucking crazy."
dirty dean by MASCO WVU January 26, 2010

dirty deagan 

The process of inserting ur erect penis into a kitten then using this mighty meat sword creation do dominate kindergarten children by spitting in their mothers bellybuttons. This causes the mothers to get confused and masturbate into the mouth of an elder lady.
Me and the boys were doing some dirty deagans on the weekend. Long story short my sister needs a new kitten
dirty deagan by Itchy child April 27, 2020

Dirty Deadpool 

When you're having adult tickle time with your partner (not going to use genders cos y'all get offended too easily) and ask them to stick a lollipop ring in your butt and pull it out. They proceed to lick it clean
Oh hi there, it's me Deadpool, I did a dirty Deadpool with Jessica while Morty watched
Dirty Deadpool by Coco4dayz June 13, 2021

dirty deacon 

when ones name is deacon who is a gay piece of shit that fucks his best friend in the ass multiple times.
dirty deacon by cubby_50 September 11, 2021