Dirty Chandaman 

When you shit in the CD-Rom drive in a computer and then press the button to make the tray go back in! Making shit appear all around the drive.

Steve couldn't wait to dirty chandaman the new computers in F36!

Dirty Chandaman by Ralph89 September 4, 2006

Dirty Chinaman 

The act of finding a Chinese hooker, impressing her with lies of you being a cage fighter in Beijing, then taking her up the ass with sweet and sour sauce and make her talk in Cantonese or Mandarin.

Dude, that hooker though I was a cagefighter back in '94. She was so impressed, she let me do the Dirty Chinaman...for free...

Dirty Chinaman by Hit Rock Bottom February 26, 2011

dirty chinaman 

A man who wraps a g-string around his balls and while cooking rice then takes necessary action to cover his body in soy sause particular kikoman and makes his daughters lick it off.

i tried to do a dirty chinaman with my daughters but since i am white i failed terribly and they promptly called the popo on me.

dirty chinaman by HondaSuziki JackieChan January 10, 2009