Dirty Burt 

The purpose of a dirty Burt is to make a passed out friend look like famous actor Burt Reynolds. The way one does this is by taking a steamer and letting it cool. Then get a glove or if your real brave pick up the POOP bare hand and and place it on your friends upper lip. Thus making it look like he or she has a Burt Reynolds mustache.

"My buddy passed out drunk so i thought it would be funny to give him a dirty Burt. Man did he look like that actor Burt Reynolds."

Dirty Burt by TommyB August 16, 2006

dirty burt 

A man who will rob you blind in the blink of one eye and some how get out of going to jail.

That dirty burt is at it again. He stole my chainsaw.

I saw that Dirty burt closing the door on that UPS truck, I wonder what he got this time......!

dirty burt by Joe Aquafina February 20, 2007

Dirty Burt 

When Burt gets you sloppy drunk and tell you to suck his d!ćk a make sounds like a dog does while drinking water : Dirty Burt : shlop shop shop shop shlop

Baby make that Dirty Burt sound while you suck my d!čk
Shlop Shlop Shlop Shlop

Dirty Burt by Skeebo1965 May 28, 2022

Dirty Burt Reynolds 

when you bang a slut in the ass and wipe your shlong on her upper lip.

Ever hear of a dirty Sanchez?Imagine a dirty Burt Reynolds.

avian: Dude was that what I think it was?

jimbo:yep had to give her a dirty Burt Reynolds!! Filthy dirty pig!!

Dirty Burt Reynolds by planbela January 28, 2011

Dirty Burt & Ernie 

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.

He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.

Dirty Burt & Ernie by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007

Dirty burt reynolds 

when one awakes after a night of drinking and finds a little poopy in their mustache

joe fell asleep at the party, and awoke to the remnance of shit in his mustache, the dirty burt reynolds

Dirty burt reynolds by mynutsneedcpr January 13, 2008

Dirt Burt 

Someone who’s mind is in the gutter constantly, normally the leader and instigator of sexual profanities.

AKA - a trotter.

My god that person is such a dirt burt, they think of nothing else.

Dirt Burt by PatrickB November 3, 2005