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things that sound dirty but aren't 

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site
he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

Dirtybutt 

A person who will sleep and/or associate with anyone in order to procure something...like an std or your pin number.

STD bank, gold digger, skank, sewer rat, lot lizard
He gave her crabs, he is such a dirtybutt.
Dirtybutt by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 9, 2019

dirty but clean 

In expression that's short for "dirty behind your back but clean to your face/front."
Some-to-most people are dirty but clean, especially when they're skanless.

dirtybitch 

A guy you probably have worked with that will sleep with anything propped up on two legs with an ass (preferably when she is really really drunk). Usually will consider himself a pimp and wear Cadillac hood ornaments and have huge stupid sideburns. His fingers smell of a whore’s ass and his flat is usually decorated with stupid shit like bullhorns and other phallic trash.
Holy shit, dirtybitch took home that chicken whore and jammed his hand up her ass!
dirtybitch by ::DiRtY:: February 12, 2003

Dirtbutt 

A female who's actions are derived from the following quality characteristics: slut, whore, jobless, moral-less, no class, gold-digger, irresponsible, lazy, druggie, ugly, fake, two-face, clubrat, inconsiderate, selfish, crazy... or just simply a pain in your butt.
Your Ex = Dirtbutt

My Ex = Dirtbutt

The girl of your dreams that doesn't want ANYTHING to do with you = Dirtbutt
Dirtbutt by = ZAR = January 20, 2010

dirtybit 

The act of inserting ones penis into the rectum of another... without a condom.
Alex, did you just dirtybit Katie?

Why does my dick smell poopy? Because we just dirtybit.
dirtybit by Strobz123 August 6, 2011