Dirty Briar

When you smack a little stinky blond girl on there big ass forehead with you micro penis and she says, "OOOH JIMMY!"

Hi Dirty Briar

by Jomamma21 June 15, 2020

The Dirty Brian

(n.) derived from the "stink palm" technique as seen in Mallrats. It is the most horrendous of pranks involving a tampoon being stuck up a guy's ass then removed and placed back in its wrapper. the girl who then uses it will experience a stink fouler than any stink palm. As this stink clings to her innards, it is extremely difficult to remove. Douching it will not remove the smell of ass.

Cindy got The Dirty Brian, and now her cooch smells like shit.

by Ricky Ricardo April 15, 2006

Dirty Brian

The act of inserting a whole roll of Soothers cough sweets into your anus.

Sideways.

Hey wanna match me Dirty Brian this bitch?

by OhShitItsDavidBLAIN December 18, 2010

Dirty Briam

When a guy fucks extremely rough and causes the female to have an epileptic seizure from the intense orgasms

I fucked my girl so good I caused a Dirty Briam

by Naughtybabes June 7, 2020

Dirty briana

A chick that likes to lube up bald guys heads and lets them crawl into her vagina just to give birth to them.

I met a dirty briana yesterday and she was super kinky

by Harry potters mommy August 24, 2020

Dirty Brian

A man who likes to give rim jobs to his work buddies to make his girlfriend jealous. He uses the butt secretions as mustache wax.

I gave him a dirty brian so i could style my stache'

by Dirttrack May 17, 2019

Dirty Brian

During the act of heterosexual oral sex, a dog comes from behind and licks the female's vagina.

"I was having a good time with Natalia last night, but my dog decided to give her a Dirty Brian."

by Anita Blacman January 14, 2022