Dirty Apple 

The act of shoving a Red Delicious apple into an anus and then eating it. Slice the apple to share with friends or keep the whole apple for yourself.

"Hey Bram, what are you doing after the One Direction concert?"
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."

Dirty Apple by Too hot to Handel December 11, 2014

Dirty apple 

sumthin really bad happens sumthin that sux so bad and u wish u could take it back

u dirty appled my life man!!backwen u find belly button lint in ur apple coz ur bestie has std's coz u gave ther buttocks a squeeze then they get mad at u coz u ruined ther life.

Dirty apple by flowerchild22 September 10, 2008

dirty apple juice 

when your mom catches you drinking hennessy so you tell her is dirty apple juice.

Mom: whats this in your cup? is this hennessy?
You: no, is dirty apple juice.

dirty apple juice by sadisticgrimes August 30, 2017

Apple Dirty

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Whiskey
1 part Margarita mix

For best results, use Crown Royal.
Discovered At Indiana University
Drank by Gentlemen. Sip responsibly.

Damn, this apple juice is being dirty to me!

That's cause it's an Apple Dirty.

Apple Dirty by Manwiche December 17, 2011

Dirt apple 

Butthole, derived from French term pomme de terre (Apple of the earth)

I took a thot home the other night and tongue fucked her dirt apple .

Dirt apple by Scotty timbs May 7, 2018

Dirty Appleby

Dirty Appleby
A ruthless gamer prank performed on someone who is completely locked into a video game and unaware of their surroundings. A friend sneaks up behind them a “drive-by” across the back of the gamer’s neck, by spreading their butt cheeks apart and rubbing their butthole on the back of their neck instantly ruining the match and the victim’s trust forever

A Dirty Appleby is widely considered one of the most savage couch-gaming betrayals.

Dirty Appleby by Applestink March 14, 2026

mini dirt apples 

Alternative for radishes.

Me: "I only ate one of those nasty apple tings"
Friend: "Radishes, Mike!"
Me: "Mini dirt apples!"

mini dirt apples by fuckradishes February 29, 2020