Dirrty Carrot 

Radio personality known to be a little frisky and crazy. Usually female and very loud and in your face.

Did you listen to the show Dirrty Carrot had on KMNR earlier. It sounds like she's running a sex hotline.

Dirrty Carrot by thedirrtycarrot February 23, 2011

Dirty Carrot 

Noun: an act involving the transfer of dirt, sweat and/or hair from the scrotum to another person or person's possession via another object, such as a carrot, remote control, pencil, game controller, etc.

He gave him the dirty carrot in his brand new Blizzard!

Dirty Carrot by Aashe June 10, 2010

Dirty Carrot 

During sex you place a carrot up your partners rectum.

Dude have you spoken to harriet since you broke up?
“Nah she still hasn't forgiven me for the dirty carrot“

What did you do last night?
“Not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend”

Dirty Carrot by FatalToxic April 26, 2011

dirty carrot 

a good loking boy, who is very bad. usually covered in tats, smokes, drinks and skates.

"i want a bad boy"

"that guy over there looks like a dirty carrot"

dirty carrot by i hate badger January 29, 2009

Dirty Carrot 

Is a carrot that has been used for anal reaming

Bend over and take this dirty carrot like a man!

Dirty Carrot by SLAGGDADDY November 10, 2018

Dirty Carrot stick

When the male inserts a carrot into the girls' Anus. Thus we have achieved a dirty carrot stick.

Wow john i see you have done a dirty carrot stick

Dirty Carrot stick by jhdjdjdjdj April 26, 2022

Dirty Carlotta 

While being held down by a dominant man, he fingers her anus and vagina simultaneously until she ejaculates (if she pees it is not a Dirty Carlotta but has another name), then while still dripping, sits on his face backward so that his nose is in her ass.

He was banging her good and it surprised him when she gushed on his hand and gave him a Dirty Carlotta.

Dirty Carlotta by Leonard3 December 10, 2009

sexspan 

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

womp 

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011