Dircon 

Also known as Gail, is a supposed "performing arts" teacher at Esher College...however has no clue about anything is the arts department. She is also a spandex seducer and fancies any young lad in her classes. Examples r: mark, joe, both nicks, johnny nd fiasel etc etc

"Don't get my legs in!"
"Mark....LUBE!!!"
"Where's my essays?"
"And now a devEloppe please girls"

Dircon by esher h8a May 7, 2004

cheek disconnect 

The disconnection of a telephone conversation caused by ones cheek inadvertantly pressing on the disconnect button. This is more likely to occur with touchscreen mobile phones.

I was in the middle of an important discussion when I experienced a cheek disconnect. This occurred when my cheek hit the disconnect button on my mobile phone ending my telephone call and my train of thought. Cheek disconnect can also lead to a unigab situation. (see; unigab)

cheek disconnect by Kathleen G Smith January 12, 2009

Discontract 

Digital, smart contract

We need to discontract this cleaning service, I am tired of all the paperwork.

Discontract by Alfredaz April 25, 2020

Dirtona 

Nickname given to Daytona Beach, FL by many residents of Daytona Beach. Refers to the blue collar/white trash/ghetto domninated areas of the "city".

Billy Bob-"What should we do tonight?"
Travis-"Let's hit up 'Pops, what else is there to do here in Dirtona?"
Billy Bob-"Yeeeee-haaaawwww!!!!"

Dirtona by Dribbleton May 16, 2009

Disconcerted 

To be discomforted, in an awkward situation, not like whats going on.

unsettled, thrown off blaance, confused, taken back, perturbed,

"I was very disconcerted when the whole class looked at me"

Disconcerted by Stefan Brakus May 31, 2006

Disconfigured 

1. to not be configured.
2. to be messed up.
3. to not look right.
4. distorted, bent, out of proportion
5. disfigured

1. He has a disconfigured nose, its unlike everyone else's nose.

2. The program was so disconfigured it was nearly impossible to fix.

Disconfigured by Lammalord546 February 26, 2010

European Disconnect 

How people in Europe cannot understand American mannerisms or humor. They find offense in American friendly taunting. Very noticeable in online gaming

American "Ha! Whupped your ass!"
European "Why do you mock me and denigrate my abilities?"
American "FAG!"
European "I am not a cigarette"
American "But you love cock!"
European "You are insane, where is the admin?"
American "Damn European Disconnect"

European Disconnect by furiousfunk February 23, 2011