A combination of the terms "dirtbag" and "douchebag". used as a codeword by women to describe men who are scummy and have surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole.
That guy is such a total dirche I can't believe he would sleep around with all those girls when he has a girlfriend.
by lisi October 13, 2005
A Whale cock.
by Dig B December 29, 2015
1) A total asshole, someone who deserves no respect and can be considered legaly retarded
2) A combination of the two phrases "dirt-bag" and "douche bag"
2) A combination of the two phrases "dirt-bag" and "douche bag"
ex) Fred- "HEY JIM LOOK AT THAT CRIPPLED KID TRYING TO PICK UP HIS FOOD, THATS SOOOO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAH"
Jim- "Shut up fred your a fuckin dirche-bag"
Jim- "Shut up fred your a fuckin dirche-bag"
by Anthony Capri January 26, 2009
by smeltyourmits May 02, 2020
To persistently elaborate about extremely unnecessary topics in order to create the illusion of elevated importance to oneself while being transparent to everyone around you.
It was clear to everyone how to close out the drawer, but Melton insisted on dirching about it for the next hour.
by DDGoose December 09, 2023