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Bagel-faced Dipshit 

The 45th President of the United States of America.
Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
the dumbest piece of shit you'll ever meet;
also known as a dumbass
nick cappa
-"nick cappa is such a dipshit"
dipshit by Microbiology January 5, 2011

Captain Dipshit 

1. The Captain of the Dipshits.

2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."

Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."

Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
1. A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.
"I'm Steve!"
"Ah, I've heard of you, dipshit."
dipshit by lemon juice July 17, 2006

Diethyl ether 

Diethyl ether is a solvent that is useful for grignard reactions. It's also an anesthetic. Diethyl ether is highly flammable (even electrical outlets and too high temperatures can ignite it. Diethyl ether must be stored with butylated hydroxytoluene to avoid peroxide products which are explosive. Diethyl ether is also sometimes used for extractions, but other solvents like ethyl chloride, chloroform, toluene, hexane, and dichloromethane are generally preferred. Diethyl ether is synthesized by reacting ethanol with sulfuric acid. This reaction must be carried out at temperatures lower than 150 °C in order to ensure that an elimination product (ethylene) is not a product of the reaction. At higher temperatures, ethanol will dehydrate to form ethylene. The reaction to make diethyl ether is reversible, so eventually an equilibrium between reactants and products is achieved. Getting a good yield of ether requires that ether be distilled out of the reaction mixture before it reverts to ethanol.
Properties
Chemical formula
(CH3CH2)2O
Molar mass
74.123 g/mol

Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Dry, Rum-like, sweetish odor
Density
0.7134 g/cm3, liquid
Melting point
−116.3 °C (−177.3 °F; 156.8 K)
Boiling point
34.6 °C (94.3 °F; 307.8 K)
Solubility in water
6.05 g/100 mL
Vapor pressure
440 mmHg at 20 °C (58.66 kPa at 20 °C)
I reacted ethyl magnesium chloride in diethyl ether with acetone, then reacted it with hydrochloric acid, and got 2-methyl-2-butanol.
Diethyl ether by CognitiveFuel January 16, 2023

dipshittery

Severe stupidity. Usually refering to someone acting like those idiots on Jackass.
My God, enough of this dipshittery.
dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005