diptheoria

This is a condition that occurs when people have bogus theories on how something is and how something came to be.

June thinks eating semen makes her have magical powers, that is because she has diptheoria.

by Nick's Fix February 17, 2008

diptheoria

The disorder of being a "dip"

My friends say I have diptheoria.

by SB May 26, 2004

Diphtheria

An awful disease that causes the person affected by it to have trouble reading and often inhibits their ability to learn.

Dylan: Wow, man, did you hear Jeff has diphtheria?
Joey: Shit, that's tough. How's he gonna get through school?
Dylan: I don't know, man.
Dani: Let's just all be thankful he doesn't have dyslexia.

by Web MD Bitch June 10, 2011

Diphtheria

an acute bacterial disease that usually affects the tonsils, throat, nose and/or skin. occurs from eating too many hot lunches

This pud in my class got Diphtheria because he loves hot lunches.

by There_Is_No_King May 7, 2004

diptheoryia

A serious medical condition caused by da belief dat one or more fellow humans are an unworthy pathetic idiot.

Diptheoryia is an illness dat is often experienced by an individual who is himself of very limited moral and/or intellectual standing, lacks basic motivation or common sense, etc., but who fancies himself superior to many others; arrogant rich-bug types like Tronald Dump come to mind.

by QuacksO May 12, 2021