diplomadick 

one who is objective in their acceptance of one's dick, not judging the physical characteristics that one cannot help.

Her: "So how did the date go last night? Did you smash?"
She: "Yeah, it wasn't anything to write home about, but I'm diplomadick"
Her: "Respect"

diplomadick by GlazeHer June 12, 2015

Diplomadick 

Being able to negotiate with someone and yet still tell them to go eat a dick.

I initiated diplomadick contact with the other alliance leader last night. We might help them after he eats a dick.

Diplomadick by Hawen December 28, 2021

Diplomatic 

Diplomatic means,skilled in dealing with sensitive matters or people,also tactful.

The term 'to be diplomatic' says that somebody is answering some questions in such a way that it does not hurt any body's feelings and the person is saved from making more enemies.

Diplomatic by BikerBoy19 August 20, 2010

diplomatic yampion 

A diplomatic yampion is a yampion that has committed sexual assault and/or rape.

In a pedophile ring, a diplomatic yampion is of higher rank than a yampion, but is of a lower rank than a tactical yampion.

I’ve heard that man is a diplomatic yampion.

diplomatic yampion by 01111010 01100101 01110010 011 January 1, 2020

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations 

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

Diplomatic Counter-Strike

A Game type of Counter-Strike Source designed to test human ego. This game type must be played on a map with hostages. The object of this type is to negotiate the release of the hostages peacefuly without having anyone get killed. Best played without a HUD with sv_cheats on 1.

Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.

The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.

Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.

Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.

"THE DEAL HAS GONE SOUR! CAP 'EM ALL! DIPLOMATIC COUNTER-STRIKE NEVER WORKS"

Diplomatic Counter-Strike by Paddy O'Mally August 14, 2008

Diplomatic Cable 

A diplomatic cable is a report written by embassy staff to the Department of State in Washington D.C. Thousands are sent a day.

Wikileaks released a bunch of Diplomatic Cables the other day.

Diplomatic Cable by acalarch December 2, 2010