Dipibility 

The ability of a food product to either acquire or be acquired when dipped.

This chip has weak dipibility. I need a Frito.

Dipibility by jakehav February 18, 2024

Learning Disability 

A learning disability is a reduced intellectual ability and difficulty with everyday activities e.g. household tasks, socialising or managing money, which will affect someone for their whole life. People with a learning disability tend to take longer to learn and may need support to develop new skills, understand complicated information and interact with other people.

Learning disability is often confused with dyslexia and mental health problems. Mencap* describes dyslexia as a “learning difficulty” because, unlike learning disability, it does not affect intellect.
*The Royal Mencap Society is a charity based in the UK that works with people with a learning disability, founded in 1946 by Judy Fryd.

Learning Disability by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016

Dissibility 

A persons capacity to be dissed.

Aaron: "Blake you rusty cunt bucket!"
Blake: "Aww man don't be preyin' on my inherent dissibility!"

Dissibility by Paddo83 August 28, 2009

Spiritual disability 

Feeling an immaterial lack or void in the soul, due to being distant or disconnected from the divine(God, the ultimate truth),our true purpose, and higher values which are transcendent but have worldly presence.

Side effects include; (but not limited to)
Acedia

Hate
Materialism

Frustration

Anxiety

Confusion
Weakness

Psychological disorders

Lack of driving purpose

Dead heart
Inability to self actualize

Lack of excellence at worship and work
Obsession about other people and gossip
Lack of self focus

Problems dealing with other people

Lack of creativity

Lack of self confidence

Lack of objective morales and ethics
Lack of solid foundation for character and personality

Feeling like an empty shell

All our morale, ethical, psychological problems can be traced to a degree of spiritual disability.

Spiritual disability by Slave 7 August 18, 2019

Disability Envy 

Disability envy is when Chav's (mainly Chavettes) are jealous that someone they vaguely know gets free footwear, free nappies, free and full-time nursery places, a free Mobility car, free Road Tax, re-housing, free adaptionations, free transport to school and all the other 'perks' that come with having a child with a disability.

The jealousy usually manifests itself as heckles like 'Paint your f*****g fence' or 'I told you aleeeeeeeeeeeshaaaa (or similar name for the under fives who has become immune to being sworn at and who are most often allowed to play out until 10pm) not to f*****g play in their b*****d garden'. Sometimes it manifest itself from better known aquaintences who like to make snide and unjustified comments about the dis/abilities of your child, what a better job they could do in your position and how much easier their lives would have been with the 'free stuff' for their own (non-disabled) children. People have been known to say 'They're not THAT disabled' and 'Yea but you're set for life now!'

Disability Envy should not be confused with Penis Envy. Although, in both instances the offenders have flacid c*cks growing out of their foreheads.

Mother: I wish my child could go to University, have a husband, have a baby, stay dry throughout the day and night, write or recognise her own name.
Chav with Disability Envy: Yes, but you get FREE nappies!?

Mother: I'm so worried what will happen when I die or if I become ill and not able to care for my child.
Posh Friend with Disability Envy: Oh I wish I could have gotten Rupert into Nursery without those astronomical fees. What did you say? I was distracted by your new shiny free car.

Disability Envy by Sky24601 June 28, 2010

difability 

Difability is a portmanteau, a contraction of sorts, of differing and ability, which more accurately and politely describes difabled people. Disability and disabled are outdated derogatory terms, literally meaning unable and inability, which are both not only inaccurate, but severely insulting.

Look at that guy with a difability rip it up in that monoski. (a type of sit ski using one ski with a mountain bike type suspension most typically used independently by wheelchair users)

Steven Hawking may have a difability, but he's smarter than the rest of us.

difability by difability activist August 5, 2016

disability heckler 

Someone who harasses or embarrasses an individual with a disability out in public view.
One who makes taunting remarks about someones disability.

The man talking to that guy over there in the wheelchair is a disability heckler.

disability heckler by Robert Michael Hensel April 18, 2008