Definitions by Paddo83

One Two Shuffle 

The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.

It took every ounce of my coordination to pull off that one two shuffle on the flight to Vegas.

One Two Shuffle by Paddo83 November 3, 2012

Hermaphrodyke 

A person with both male and female genitalia that only has sex with other people of dual sex organ persuasion.

Williamina: Wow that dude-sister is so damn gender ambiguous, I would totally let it touch all my types of junk with all of its types of junk!

Blake: I am vaguely disgusted but understand that you are a hermaphrodyke.

Hermaphrodyke by Paddo83 August 18, 2011

Doppelgangsta

A person who happens to be someone's spitting image ... while also being hilariously black.

Aaron: "I just saw a blonde Jamaican guy with crazy eyes doing the truffle shuffle up and down the beach."
Blake: "Must have been Gary Busey's doppelgangsta!"
Aaron: "Egads!"

Doppelgangsta by Paddo83 August 7, 2010

Dissibility 

A persons capacity to be dissed.

Aaron: "Blake you rusty cunt bucket!"
Blake: "Aww man don't be preyin' on my inherent dissibility!"

Dissibility by Paddo83 August 28, 2009