Protector of the Innocent.

A loud mouthed moronic doucher of the highest order. Utters cliche phrases at the top of his voice in an attempt to seem well spoken. Mutters on and on without coming to a point, much like a lonely housewife devoid of purpose. A pathetic soulless creature, left to ramble old war stories from serving 6 months in the Coast Guard as if he was in 3 combat tours in Nam. Also is the jock strap nuzzler of Tom Brady. Eyes are too closely set together, a problem not even the most skilled plastic surgeon can fix. Short, stumpy, and borderline obese. If there ever was a God would he please be merciful and strike this creature down.

A Diorio is when somebody does something stupid