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Dinnerplate Nipples 

Nipples that resemble dinnerplates. Usually 90 inches... in radius.
That bitch had such huge dinnerplate nipples that I could eat the food she made me off of them!

Dinnerplate Dick 

A Dick which is on the shorter side in length but Oh Mama, is that thing wide.
G1: Yeah, last night I finally got to at least try to have sex with my Boyfriend.
G2: No Way! What happened?
G1: Well, we didn't really do anything, mostly because he had a Dinnerplate Dick.
Dinnerplate Dick by BizarreReference February 26, 2022

dinner plate sized asshole 

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first
oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

patrick's dinner plate 

Extremely large freckle on the posterior of an obscenely hirsute and sexually active Queenslander. Can also refer to a meat-tray prize given out at RSL and pub raffles, where the quality is unimportant and various portions of putrifying offal can be found amongst the sausages and chops.
"Crikey, did you see the Patrick's dinner plate on that guy?"
or
"I'd pass, on that raffle mate, looks like a real Patrick's tonight!"
patrick's dinner plate by No 39 October 12, 2006

dinner plate head 

A person who has an exceptionally large head and small beady eyes with an enlarged forehead. This is most likely a cause of incest. Dinner plate heads are most commonly found in the back woods of Kentucky and other various rural states.
Man, he's got a big ole head and stick out ears. He must be a dinner plate head!
dinner plate head by Samantha123 November 14, 2007

Dinner Plate Nips

1. Large nipples that resemble dinner plates.

2. One of the best counter-strike source teams ever.
Dinner Plate Nips by ( O Y O ) July 15, 2009