dingleman 

famous for his quotes and as a long running contestant on the bachelorette, dingleman is also known for this love of classic and seasonal toys, especially nutcrackers he has a large collection of nutcrackers in his house he will show them to you

"he who dies with the most toys wins" -dingleman
"i'll leave the broad thinking to the broads" -dingleman
"dingleman down" -d. man

dingleman by not dingleman i wish i was June 24, 2011

dingleman 

An ice cream man, a man who sells ice cream from a truck. So named because of the bell that is used to summon customers to the truck.

Mom, I hear the dingleman. Can I have some money for a popsicle?

dingleman by heptune February 3, 2006

Dingleman 

A man that attempts to fellate every penis he sees but can never finish the job because he endlessly talks with his mouth full.

Person 1 Dude I heard Bryan was blowing everyone at the party.
Person 2 yes he was but he never quit babbling so nobody got to cut.
Person 1 That Bryan, what a Dingleman!
Person2 I know right?

Dingleman by Rutherford McFistinBitches August 8, 2024

Dinglebinky 

1. (N) A round, furry creature. Typically wild and crazy.

2. (N) A word used in replace of a swear.

1. Boy: What was that!?
Girl: I think it was Mike Wazowski!
Boy: No it wasn't, you friggin dong! That was a wild Dinglebinky!

2. Holy Dinglebinky!

Dinglebinky by dinglebinky August 18, 2018

dingledonut 

The result of having your pet rat shit on a plate of donuts while you're having sex with your dog. A dingledonut is something to avoid during or after a prayer service with Princess Peussie and/or Mary Mount or MOJO.

"Peussie fed me that dingledonut, knowing it would make me vomit on MOJO at the High Mass"
OR
"So there it was floating face down in the toilet, that damned nasty dingledonut"

dingledonut by Marcus Holly January 2, 2008

Dinglemummy 

This is developed when a piece of toilet paper clings to a dingleberry. Also referred to as King Tut butt.

I told you to buy the good toilet paper, this cheap toilet paper is going to give me a dinglemummy.

Dinglemummy by dinglemummy January 16, 2011

Dinglefarmer 

A man who raises dingleberrys as a crop. A Dingleberry farmer.

"The goverment pays me monthly so that I can continue being a dinglefarmer, and they can continue the dingleberry trade."

Dinglefarmer by Carl August 27, 2003