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Dinglemonster 

A restroom user who, but virtue of thoroughness, or just total fucked-up/odd ass-wiping technique leaves shit-stained dingle-berries all over the toilet and toilet seat.
Dude, I just went to drop a deuce in the handicap poopin stall and get this; the effing Dinglemonster struck again...little brown rolled up pieces of teepee on the seat, on the floor...all over! Who is this guy? Who could wipe their ass in a manner that leaves dirty shit-paper all over the throne?
Dinglemonster by The Fig January 7, 2010
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Dingleroosters 

The little wads of paper that is left on a toilet seat after wiping your butt.
Dude, why didn't you wipe the Dingleroosters off the seat after taking a dump?
Dingleroosters by Mark J. Cooper January 15, 2008
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dinglerooster 

A dinglerooster is the little rolls of toilet paper left on the toilet seat after wiping your butt.
Dude, after you took a dump, you left a bunch of dingleroosters on the seat.
dinglerooster by Mandinggo January 26, 2008