Dingle-douche
Another word for dumbass.
Dingle-douche by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013
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dingle douche
Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.
A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.
A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.
dingle douche by Wicked665 July 22, 2006
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dingle douche
a lying, self center, moronic, self absorbed, holier then thou, lazy, cock sucking, egotistical, narcissistic asshole.
dingle douche by norwegianwarlord January 15, 2011
Dingle douche
Similar to a dingle berry, a dingle douche is when vaginal discharge is not wiped properly, resulting in dingle douches. A dingle douche can be used as a noun only. This word can be used to describe someone who is very annoying and/or disrespectful.
One day, a grandmother walked into my store, asking if we sold anything to help her with her pain near her vagina. I recommended her to buy something to treat her possible dingle douches.
Dingle douche by magic32player August 18, 2009
Dingle Douche Burger
A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.
Dingle Douche Burger by Mrs. Raechel Shiny October 31, 2011
Dingle Berry Douche Bag
Dingle Berry Douche Bag by holaamigos56 March 30, 2009
dingledouche
Occurs before or during douching, the act of finding dingleberries stuck to your douche during the douching process.
dingledouche by xXMustardManXx January 31, 2008
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